bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

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samwolfeconnelly:

'Melon Heads of Dracula Drive'
16” x 20” - oil on panel
Sam Wolfe Connelly

Another new painting of mine for the 3-person Contemporary Romanticism show opening tomorrow at Arcadia Contemporary in NYC.

samwolfeconnelly:

'Melon Heads of Dracula Drive'

16” x 20” - oil on panel

Sam Wolfe Connelly

Another new painting of mine for the 3-person Contemporary Romanticism show opening tomorrow at Arcadia Contemporary in NYC.

tastefullyoffensive:

[gsheedy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gsheedy]

dicknails:

I don’t know where to start

dicknails:

I don’t know where to start

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thatfunnyblog:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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Once Upon a December…

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thechamberofsecrets:

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

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